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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
Me: Stay.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
Me: Heel.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
keith is sonic the hedgehog
explain
goes very fast and has spiky-neck mullet hair
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he also has the big boots
actually,,, hes shadow bc hes also super edgy smh guys
holy shit……….the angsty red and black hedgehog whos rivals with the blue hedgehog……it’s real
so you are going against my very compelling evidence and saying that lance is sonic?..i can dig it
does this mean zarkon is the egg man
Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
Me: Stay.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
Me: Heel.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
you know how people call characters their wives/husbands/etc? well, i think i’m going to start claiming relations to fictional characters just to fuck with people. so, anyways, this one time i was out with my cousin, sonic the hedgehog, and
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
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Instruments as sayings from our band director
- <p> Flute: if I kill you, will you be more in tune?
- Clarinet: If I had a dollar for every time the second chair clarinet squeaks in rehearsal, I would be God
- Saxophone: Do you know what a C# is? I feel like I'm talking to a hedgehog
- Trombone: Oh, you messed up that chord. What if I messed up your grade for this class?
- Trumpet: If only our band was as big as a trumpet's ego
- French Horn: Why can't you just pay attention? I'm a pretty person, that should be enough
- Percussion: I could replace you with monkeys and I would get the same quality of music, but more entertainment
- Guitar: You belong in a baguette shop</p>
can’t decide whether i like the idea of keith sneezing like a kitten or sneezing loud enough to make babies cry
plot twist: shiro’s the real kitten-sneezer, meanwhile keith sneezes as if his soul is being ripped out by god
lance covers up his loud sneeze by summoning his inner christina aguilera high notes immediately afterwards. also he dabs on reflex
isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses
elephants
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camels
extra blocked
donkeys
ultra blocked
that dick
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isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses
elephants
blocked
camels
extra blocked
donkeys
ultra blocked
that dick
… followed